Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Coast Guard crew member caught leaking

After being hunted for the better part of a week, the culprit who leaked the videos of the Chinese fishing vessel/Japanese Coast Guard collision to YouTube has confessed. The government is now able to breathe a sigh of relief that the person who made it look like the country was being run by the Three Stooges will possibly suffer the consequences of violating relevant laws and regulations.

There is still the worrying feeling that the apparent public support for this scoundrel may in some way resemble that of the 5/15 Incident* and that this is an attempt by the bureaucracy/military (Coast Guard) to undermine the elected government by, well, making people wonder why the tapes were being kept secret to begin with. (Not definitive enough? Didn't want problems with China?) The government will now have to explain itself in a way that does not cause people to laugh and throw rocks at the spokesperson. That may take awhile. Or forever.

"The fact that the video was leaked is a big mistake for the government," Hiroshi Kawauchi, a legislator of the ruling Democratic Party of Japan, said last week. "It is totally different from presenting it to the public in an official manner, and it leads the people's further erosion of faith in Japan's government." CNN World
You just know that someone, somewhere in the government, at some point has had the following conversation since the beginning of the Senkaku mess:


CIA Boss: So what did we learn, Palmer?
CIA Agent Palmer: I don't know, sir.
CIA Boss: I don't fucking know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
CIA Agent Palmer:
Yes, sir.
CIA Boss:
I'm fucked if I know what we did.
CIA Agent Palmer:
Yes sir, it's, uh, hard to say.
CIA Boss:
Jesus fucking Christ.
*OK, I only read of one person who admitted to sensing such a resemblance.

Edited 1010pm and again at 1155pm.

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